medody:

squeakyfoam:

medody:

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It’s too late. Mel is already a Griffon

it is time to shed my skin

with feathers of glistening pitch and talons built to rend, it rises from the hollow corpse that was once mel. Its eyes scan the horizon, alien and emotionless. What was this piteous plane? Where were the ebony spires of Kha’rask, the maddening visage of the Shattered Moon? When Klissk Deathwind, spawn of Ghu’hurge Painbringer observed this tragically coporeal world, it saw only a twig to build the nest of the Empire of Gryphons.

> a twig

Help, where are you taking me? I never even got to roleplay that butt!

Oh gosh I really love this why are you so great at drawing.

(Source: medody)

My AP World History textbook has ‘beermaking’ in its index, and each of the pages listed are nowhere near each other. I don’t remember reading about beer, but apparently it is important to history.

im gpoing 2 reget thisjb night 4evr

you guys r letting the worhld world now!

guys I’m omay

I/  not drunk

donit worry! ir’ll LL BE FUN

  • Bryton: what're you doing??
  • Melody: looking at tumblr what about you
  • Bryton: i'm laying on the floor
  • no I'm oKT NOQ

hatlesshobo:

Your story’s length: 300 episodes

Your genre: Horror

Your character: The uke

Your lover: The uke

The climax: You fart in the middle of the classroom

The ending: Time paradox

i’d watch it

Your Story’s Length: 2 seasons of 24 episodes
Your Genre: Magical Girl
Your Character: The Classy Perfect
Your Lover: The Tsundere
The Climax: You become a magical girl
The Ending: Aliens Attack

I’d be a wonderful magical girl that fights aliens.

(Source: gasaii)

woundingtooth:

averylovestv:

thewinchesterswagger:

I respect your argument but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter.(Source)




HEY??
SO,EEBODY GIVE ME TJHIS QUARTER PLEASE?????? ILL NEVER SPEND IT EVER IN MY LIFE EVEN IF IM IN DESPERATE NEED OF 25 CENTS
IF SOMEONE PAID ME WITH THIS AT WORK ID PROBABLY STEAL IT ????????????????? THIS WOULD DRIVE ME TO BREAK THE LAW

Good thing my family is going to the mint this weekend. There is finally an upside to living in Winnipeg.

woundingtooth:

averylovestv:

thewinchesterswagger:

I respect your argument but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter.
(Source)

HEY??

SO,EEBODY GIVE ME TJHIS QUARTER PLEASE?????? ILL NEVER SPEND IT EVER IN MY LIFE EVEN IF IM IN DESPERATE NEED OF 25 CENTS

IF SOMEONE PAID ME WITH THIS AT WORK ID PROBABLY STEAL IT ????????????????? THIS WOULD DRIVE ME TO BREAK THE LAW

Good thing my family is going to the mint this weekend. There is finally an upside to living in Winnipeg.

(via medody)